Capricorn

Dec 22 − Jan 19

Alias: The Goat

Thursday, September 25

2025

2025/09/25 Things are weird today, particularly your nearest and dearest, whom you are sure comes from another planet. It has nothing to do with looks, just something you cant put your finger on - or perhaps you can. Whilst massaging their back, feel around for a possible space that indicates they run on rechargeable batteries. Then youll know for sure: youve been dating an android.